I know, I know!
I’m serious this time.
I’ve even got a blog!
I’ll update it regularly, I promise.
See, it’s like in the films when the guy gets off his tree and writes some stupid ranty thing on his blog thinking no-one gives a fuck but it turns out he upset someone who sent it to someone who sent it to someone and he wakes up in the morning with the whole world on his back over some shit he said when he was munted.
See? Giving me a blog is bad for me. I don’t even like doing Twitter.
…and don’t expect this shit to be funny.